Gabrielism: A Philosophy

Gabrielism is a philosophy based on the idea that there is no greater being, but there are millions of unknowns. The fact that those objects or events are unknown makes them scary. Because of that, people create greater or higher beings. The purpose of these higher beings, or gods, is to explain the chaos or disorder in the world, universe, and so on so on. Now, the point of Gabrielism is for people to understand that there are no greater beings, and you can call them whatever you like, but regardless, it is just a force of disorder that people call god. People fear this disorder, and pray to it for miracles, but in reality, it causes nothing but harm.

Although Gabrielists prefer to not be considered religiously affiliated, and to be considered affiliates of a philosophy. Gabrielism may be confused for agnosticism, but it is not that at all. Gabrielism, like agnosticism is based on the fact that we don’t know anything. And that is true, no one knows anything. However, Gabrielism differs because it is a philosophy which people live under, a set of guidelines that enforce a more enjoyable society, and make their lives at least somewhat enjoyable and satisfying.

Although the above mentioned statements are true of Gabrielism, there are a few ‘laws’ and beliefs that all Gabrielists have.

Commandments of Gabrielism:

Don’t be a dick:

People are dicks, but don’t be like other people. The point of life according to Gabrielism is to make the world more livable. Therefore, being nice to others, regardless of how they treat you benefits society.

All people are assholes, and regardless of the universal Gabrielist belief that all people are assholes, they should not be treated as such.

Don’t disrespect the planet:

Out of all of the billions and trillions of planets, asteroids, dwarf planets, stars and others out there, only a select few areas are capable of sustaining life. Of those, only 1, Earth, contains life. Our planet can kill us in a matter of seconds, with the ocean being capable of anything it wills. Because of this, I must ask, why do we treat our planet like absolute scum? NO LITTERING, NO UNNECCESSARY POLUTION, NO HUNTING. Enjoy the beautiful planet, not before it is gone, but before it rids itself of worthless Humans. 

Be respectful to others

Treat other Gabrielists as if they were family

Although you hate life, live it

Giving up shows weakness, and Gabrielists are NOT weak.  We are strong, and can change the world if we put the work in it.

DO NOT be lazy

Lazy people are useless people

Procrastination is an exception, but don’t waste your time

Don’t trust people, you’re better off alone.

Only you can help prevent forest fires.

When you fall, no one is there to help pick you up but yourself.

You don’t need a partner or any one’s love to be happy.

Disclaimer: don’t be a loner, just don’t trust anyone with your life.

Don’t judge anyone

Do not be ashamed of people, SPECIFICALLY YOUR PARENTS

Your parents brought you into this world, regardless if it was in bad terms, or good terms.

Your parents sacrifice absolutely everything in order to raise you. So even if your parents are dicks, thank them.

Make time

Make time for ALL of your friends

Make time for ALL of your family

Make time for ALL of the important people in your life

Make time for ALL of the important tasks

Make time for yourself

(Commandments shall be added as needed/requested)